Washington, D.C. – In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the Biden administration announced plans today to create a new social media platform called “False.” The decision comes after reports that former President Donald Trump made billions from his Truth Social platform.

“If there’s one thing Americans love, it’s having multiple choices for where to get blatantly false information on the internet,” stated Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. “We already have legacy media and large social media companies, but we need to bring them all together. With Truth Social’s success, we realized there was a untapped market of people wanting an alternative source of nonsense.” Biden praised the idea stating, “…the American people can get their info from you know, the thing.”

False Social will reportedly feature state-of-the-art fabrication algorithms to generate infinite streams of fictitious posts, comments, and shares to help dry the tears of leftist who need comfort. Users will be able to choose from a variety of false narratives, ranging from CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, Tiktok, Facebook (META), and Google. The app will first be a free install on all Andriod phones, without the ability to turn notifications off, or delete the app.

“We’re really doubling down on giving people more of what they want – a cavalcade of lies and misinformation,” continued Jean-Pierre. “No longer will Americans have to sift through honest facts and reliable data to find truth. A team of many scholarly papers from Ivy League Universities show that people who are lied to feel better about themselves.”

The White House has revealed that income from False Social memberships and promoted deceptions will go towards supporting the NGO organizations bringing people to the border. The Biden Administration will be asking for influencers to join and share their story, which is probably false. Biden stated he hopes to make “…Billion 300 million trillion 300 million dollars…” as he tapped on his phone screen.