In an astonishing turn of events, former President and renowned land tycoon, Donald Trump, has managed to confound Democrats by making money in an actual business.

In a world where politics and business often intertwine like a confusing tangle of headphone wires, our 45th President, Donald Trump, has left angry and scratching their heads.

In a move that defies conventional wisdom, Trump’s transition from real estate mogul to President of the United States has been nothing short of spectacularly perplexing to many Democrats. His ability to seamlessly blend his experience in real estate, politics, and entertainment into profitable business ventures has left many Democrats feeling like they’ve stumbled into a political twilight zone.

One Democratic leader, seemingly flabbergasted by Trump’s audacity, was overheard muttering, “It’s as if he genuinely believes he can succeed in the business world. That’s not how we scripted this narrative!” Another bewildered Democrat on Capitol Hill marveled at Trump’s business acumen, noting that he managed to turn a profit “without resorting to insider trading on the stock market.”

“He didn’t even make his money by selling his paintings, or wielding his political influence, or anything!” exclaimed a long-term Democrat member. Indeed, in the world of Washington D.C. politics, where tradition reigns supreme, Trump’s unconventional success story is nothing short of heresy. As the saying goes, “Politicians are supposed to make money the old-fashioned way: by trading stocks right before they plummet, or by securing those elusive government contracts.”

Undoubtedly, Democrats have vowed to “hold Trump accountable” for the shocking act of placing his business interests in a trust and actually paying taxes on his earnings. Brace yourselves, folks, because the 2024 election promises to be a rollercoaster of wild Democrat accusations, most of which are as grounded in reality as a unicorn on roller skates.

As we gear up for the next chapter in this surreal saga, one thing is certain: in the land of politics, absurdity knows no bounds, and the show must go on. So, sit back, relax, and prepare for another round of political theatrics that could only happen in the Washington D.C. universe.