After the Chiefs overtime Superbowl LVIII win, it is announced that Taylor Swift will visit the White House for a two combo punch. Taylor will announce her endorsement of resident Biden along with her future song inspiration, Travis Kelce. Oh yeah, and the Kansas City Chiefs will be there also.
Picture this: Biden, decked out in his aviator sunglasses and signature crooked smile, standing side by side with Taylor Swift, both holding up a jersey with his name embroidered on the back. Legacy news outlets will ferociously write post titled “Super Bowl LVIII Champions in Politics.” You can almost hear the sound of “Republican jaws dropping faster than Taylor’s exes in her hit single “trouble” playing in the background. History has proved that Taylor’s got a knack for picking terrible men, she is now going to give a real world example of her decision making. With her track record of political activism and her knack for catchy tunes, Biden’s betting big that she will make him gain younger voters.
Taylor strumming her guitar in the Rose Garden, belting out a remix rendition of “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together,” but this time, it’s lyrics will be changed to “We are voting to Joe together.” It is sure to be played on a loop in all Planned Parenthood clinics across the nation. Swift may be a late 30 year old pretending to be a early 20 year old, she knows with great power comes great responsibility. She’s not just there to provide the soundtrack to Biden’s presidency; she’s ready to fully endorse her love of abortion rights and the Democratic platform.
And let’s not forget the potential for some iconic photo ops. Move over, Oval Office Resolute Desk; there’s a new power couple in town, and they’re ready to strike a pose that’ll make all the major headlines. The Chiefs may be Super Bowl LVIII champs, but the real story is Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift’s White House debut. One thing’s for sure: American’s should not worry about a border crisis, groceries they can’t afford, and the death of home ownership. American’s need to focus on the proven fact that wealthy stars and the resident of the White House should gain your vote because they said everything is okay.
